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And because Google is the same Google whose search algorithm separates winners from losers, people think a low Page Speed score will make their lovely website rank bad. Also, this commenter bothered to actually phone Google and get them to clarify on whether or not your Page Speed Insights score is relevant for your search ranking. 👍 If it is below 1.5 seconds, cheer loudly, grab a cold beverage, and celebrate! Two dates where I was probably settling, compromising and giving in, just to go on dates. Not at all, they were perfectly normal, fine people, just not the match for me. It’s literally a 40 minute survey asking you the same question 37 different ways. First thing you have to do is fill out the SATs of online dating.You’re probably thinking well, there has to be a glitch in the matrix.There’s no way that 748 girls just haven’t responded back to you.Fully responsive, loads in 500 ms, and Google’s shiny shittool tells me my mobile performance is “fair”, bc of render-fucking-blockhead CSS. 🍻 If it is below 1 second, songs will be sung about you.pic.twitter.com/2Kos NYp Qx J— Caspar Hübinger (@glueckpress) January 14, 2017As customer support rep for a popular Word Press caching plugin (not linked in order to not harm my employer by language used here), I see people losing their shit about not scoring high enough in Google’s Page Speed shit show on a daily basis. If tools like Page Speed Insights or Test my Site with Google required a developer login, so they got used by people who actually know how to read those darn arbitrary, entirely context-lacking results, and still make good use of them. Google has its tool scan your real life problems and generate replies from a pre-defined catalogue of a dozen items you have either succeeded, or failed against. 👑🚫 If load time is above 2 seconds, scroll down the Pingdom page, sort that “File requests” chart by “Load time”, and get ready to deactivate or replace some plugins (or a theme) that may send costly external requests to slow-performing services. Read this one from MH Themes: Page Speed Insights – How important is a good performance score for your website?

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And I don’t close out any matches even though they haven’t responded in weeks/months because there’s always a chance.

That’s always kind of awkward when you’re supposed to be “working”. You’re going to continue reading without telling any of your hot female co-workers? I had some other titles in work for this blog, but they just didn’t capture the essence of what I was trying to say. A “computer” matches you up based on “29 levels of compatibility”, which I’m fine with. Because you’re thinking, wow some super computer down at Eharmony headquarters is crunching vectors and differential equations just to find my perfect mate, and everyday you log in and see new matches, that you think are hand picked from the computer gods above.

I mean, I feel bad if you’re at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the words FUCK YOU. So after you completed their riddles and questions, you then can start receiving “matches”, hurray!

I think it’s actually a cumulative binomial probability problem.

Where basically it’s a small win chance per girl, but cumulative the win chance becomes greater with each girl added to the pool. You know your chances of winning are slim to none, but that doesn’t mean you throw away the lottery ticket.

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